As the minister of Minerals, Energy, Wet Coal, Darkness and General Incompetence, I call on you to celebrate our glorious victory against the powers (and power) of light and progress.
We have successfully transformed our country into an African democracy we can all be proud of. Dependable electric power, lights that shine and working refrigerators are all Eurocentric instruments of the imperial West, intended to oppress Africans. We, the African people, reject the slavery that electricity imposes on us. We express our solidarity with our comrades in Zimbabwe and Nigeria, who use candles and wood in preference to the instruments of oppression.
As the minister of Minerals, Energy, Wet Coal, Darkness and General Incompetence, I call on you to celebrate our glorious victory against the powers (and power) of light and progress.
We have successfully transformed our country into an African democracy we can all be proud of. Dependable electric power, lights that shine and working refrigerators are all Eurocentric instruments of the imperial West, intended to oppress Africans. We, the African people, reject the slavery that electricity imposes on us. We express our solidarity with our comrades in Zimbabwe and Nigeria, who use candles and wood in preference to the instruments of oppression.
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